About the Experience Machine
Hi there! My name's Alain, and I'm one of the two humans employed by the nanobots of the Experience Machine to "interface with the other earthlings," as they put it. I know it sounds odd, but I swear: this is the most peaceful alien invasion I've ever seen.
The Experience Machine is the name of this alien autonomous collective. They love making "transdimensional portals into alternative multiverse timelines." However, they're really bad at the social and business elements (though they won't admit that), so that's why I'm here. Basically, we're an escape room company. Except with more interdimensional travel and alien radiation.
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